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Senator Obama will be President Obama.

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:55:46 +0000

Well…
Guess we did end up with Anyone But Sarah Palin.

WILL FERRELL as Bush Endorsing McCain/Palin

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:57:01 +0000

Will made a guest appearance on SNL’s Primetime special Thursday night as George W. Bush. Bush makes a special, yet unwanted, political endorsement.

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How to Look Like a World Leader on a Hockey Mom Salary

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:56:29 +0000

The Republican National Committee spending nearly $150,000 to dress and style Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and her family in the wake of her nomination as the party’s vice presidential candidate surprised me. The first rule of fiscal responsibility, in my humble opinion, is to never pay retail. Whether you live in New York, NY or Wasilla, Alaska, there’s no reason you can’t look powerful, professional and put together on a budget.

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Schwarzenegger: Palin Not Ready To Be President (Yet)

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:00:18 +0000

Add one more person to the list of non-believers.

Consider this election Terminated!

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Sarah Palin’s clothing + maintenace = $150,000 in 2 months

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:48:13 +0000

Joe Six Pack can relate to this, of course. “If Edwards had gotten one of his legendary haircuts every singe week, it would still take him 7.2 years to spend what Palin had. Palin, in the end, had received the equivalent of $2,500 in clothes per day.”

Hey! Do you know how hard it is to get Victoria Secrets in Alaska? MILF’s need pretty undies to make the boys say HEYYY!

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Palin: If Ice Melts, Polar Bears Can Adapt!

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:56:33 +0000

Palin: “These magnificent, cuddly white bears are doing just fine and don’t need our protection. If the ice melts, they’ll adapt to living on the land.”

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The Palin Plunge: Voters Sour On McCain VP Pick

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:33:58 +0000

The more voters learn about Sarah Palin, the more wary they become. Once the focus of post-convention Republican euphoria, the Alaska Governor is now viewed as a serious liability to the McCain campaign.Her favorable to unfavorable ratings have switched from a positive 40-30, to a negative 32-41.

But come on! She was on SNL! She almost rapped!

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Sarah Palin Is That You?

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:33:05 +0000

The upcoming U.S. 2008 presidential election really is the buzz nowadays. Well for a moment let’s take a break from too much politics while being entertained by our popular vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Or rather by a woman who looks like the Alaska Governor just to be sure.

If this lady is running for any political office I guarantee her my complete support.

At the very least until I roll over and fall asleep.

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Jon Stewart Interviews Obama, Biden, McCain, “Palin”

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:41:50 +0000

If you still haven’t made up your mind, here are the most recent Daily Show appearances by each of the four members of the two major party tickets.

Nothing funny to say since she never showed up there yet. But…..ummmmm…Tina Fey is great!

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The day a ‘terrorist’ was a guest in my kitchen

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:26:30 +0000

After hearing the unleashed Sarah Palin accuse Sen. Barack Obama of “pallin’ around with terrorists” — and Sen. John McCain’s brother call northern Virginia “communist country” — this scribe is moved to a confession.

That guy needs to learn how to hide better. You can’t just stop over for tea and cake when your a terrorist! Try a cave man!

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