If you still haven’t made up your mind, here are the most recent Daily Show appearances by each of the four members of the two major party tickets.
Nothing funny to say since she never showed up there yet. But…..ummmmm…Tina Fey is great!
“When she came into office, they made this big deal out of her firing all the corrupt people. So who gets the jobs that were just all opened up? It ends up, it
’s all people from her church. They get the jobs at the hospital and they get abortion out of the hospital; [they] pretty much enforced their own rules.”
This has not been reported by the mainstream media. DailySource has found a video of Palin lying about her reason for firing the police chief in Troopergate. A clip shows Palin claiming she fired Monegan for his weakness in one area; another shows her saying she offered him a new job right after firing him because he was strong in that same area.
ANCHORAGE- A legislative committee investigating Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has found she unlawfully abused her authority in firing the state’s public safety commissioner. The investigative report concludes that a family grudge wasn’t the sole reason for firing Public Safety Commissioner Walter Monegan but says it likely was a contributing factor.
So much for being Joe Sixpack or plain Jane.
A million really isn’t that much. Just pays for anything I could want. But Sarah, Sarah has finer tastes as Mrs. SixPack.
After hearing the unleashed Sarah Palin accuse Sen. Barack Obama of “pallin’ around with terrorists” — and Sen. John McCain’s brother call northern Virginia “communist country” — this scribe is moved to a confession.
That guy needs to learn how to hide better. You can’t just stop over for tea and cake when your a terrorist! Try a cave man!
Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago — about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct — the teacher said.
To be fair how awesome would that be though? Jesus riding his pet Velociraptor into battle against the Jews as they try to crucify him! Rargggggh!!!! I wish I were a dinosaur. My arms would be sooooo small!
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