Anyone But Sarah Palin…

John McCain’s presidential campaign said thousands of dollars worth of clothing purchased by the Republican Party for running mate Sarah Palin will go to a “charitable purpose” after the campaign.

Their is gonna be a bag lady on the 5th with some amazing shoes. But she bought this to wear it once????

Bitch, win or lose, you better wear it everyday for the next four years. Please! She’s wearing the equivalent of a house. If she wanted that, she could have bought this.

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Sarah Palin just gave a fascinating interview with James Dobson of Focus on the Family. One of the most interesting moments is when she suggests that God gave her Trig, the child with Down Syndrome, in part to help promote the pro-life agenda:

So wait…God gave her a baby, born with genetic defects and problems, just so she could turn around and promote a pro life agenda.

Why not just make all babies born to healthy parents…ummm…healthy? Wouldn’t that be easier God? I mean, kinda lazy on his part. Its like God said:

“Look, I don’t have time to keep track of all the babies you humans are making so every so often some of them…ehhhh a little not right, but you should love them anyway. Next time I’ll pay attention and their be less wrong.”

So yai God?

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Joe Six Pack can relate to this, of course. “If Edwards had gotten one of his legendary haircuts every singe week, it would still take him 7.2 years to spend what Palin had. Palin, in the end, had received the equivalent of $2,500 in clothes per day.”

Hey! Do you know how hard it is to get Victoria Secrets in Alaska? MILF’s need pretty undies to make the boys say HEYYY!

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Gov. Sarah Palin charged the state for her children to travel with her, including to events where they were not invited, and later amended expense reports to specify that they were on official business.

Yeah but they were needed for official business. Looking good in pictures and promoting strong family values. If that’s not important enough to fake for a campaign I don’t know what is.

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A McCain/Palin supporter compared Obama to mass murderer Charles Manson during a rally for First Dude Todd Palin and Republican Senator Norm Coleman (who is about to lose to Al Franken) in Minnesota. And, as usual, no one at the McCain/Palin rally did a thing about it.

Thats kinda like saying Big Bird is just as scary as the birds in Alfred Hitchcock movie The Birds. Sure their both birds, just like Obama and Manson are men, but not quite the same.

Obama sustains himself on Hope, Manson sustained himself on finger sandwiches.

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The more voters learn about Sarah Palin, the more wary they become. Once the focus of post-convention Republican euphoria, the Alaska Governor is now viewed as a serious liability to the McCain campaign.Her favorable to unfavorable ratings have switched from a positive 40-30, to a negative 32-41.

But come on! She was on SNL! She almost rapped!

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Can you imagine if Sarah Palin became president? You can now…

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